What came first, the chicken or the dickhead?

Too accurate to be ignored.

sarahita:

sunkern:

boy, are u dutch because amsterdamn

This makes no sense. Amsterdam is in Germany.

I’m in Amsterdam right now and lemme fuckin tell u it is not in germany

dan-rivero:

“Excellent Choice” - The Horrors

lintangsl:

Does anyone has the link to this video? The show is la boite questions, I searched it on youtube but null..

alreadylostinmyhead:

aneasybakeoven:

wat

what the fuck.

stepheniesmuse:

Photo of the birthday flashmob.

lucytwobows:

Florence and the Machine.

onehandholdingthemaccabees:

u guys

niggawitdreadz:

skypestripper:

aclorable:

aclorable:

aclorable:

which country has the most birds

portugeese

wait

thats a language

You could have easily said turkey but nope look at you, ya sure fucked this one up bub

afroseph:

zombieinmybutt:

wizcoylifa:

what if humans lost all their skin every winter and walked around as skeletons and the trees get pissed when they have to rake all our skin off their lawns

how high are you

I’m fucking feeling this.